You’ll Find This A Little Unorthodox
How many different things can you think of to use your iPhone for? You could use it to call your friends, text message whoever you know, instant message, take photographs, watch movies, organize your day, surf the internet, read books, play games, calculate percentages, and check Twitter! Some dared to deviate, however…
You can lick it, stroke it and even penetrate it. No, we’re not talking about that talk your father may or may not have given you at least once in your life. We’re talking about some real mono y mono action as your first experience with iPhone. The folks at My Sexy Unboxing have that covered. Grab the vaseline, boys.
You could also use it for any of these purposes, and if you’re lucky, iPhone won’t leave you for another easy lover.
How undeniably uncommon and clever. [=