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David Lynch Drops The F-Bomb On The iPhone

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This one has been making the rounds on Youtube. In case you haven't seen it, it's a clip from a special edition of Inland Empire in which movie maker David Lynch shares his true feelings about watching movies on the iPhone small screens.



Needless to say, he's highly opinionated. Quite frankly, I have to agree, although perhaps not with the same vigor as him. Nothing quite compares with seeing a movie on the big screen. Still, if you've got the right set-up (say, in a dark place with a nice set of headphones or the like) then it can be pretty close. What do you think? Comment with your thoughts.


Ditto

He Is Dead Wrong

Movie viewing experience es percieved by the eye can be tricked.
Its simple, instead of having a large screen 100 feet away you can have a
big HD screen a 10 feet awat or a Laptop screen 3 feet away. They all take the same amount of viewing space in your eyesight.

Similarly, you can have the iPhone screen 1/2 feet away, and given enough screen resolution, still see the same detail.

The Only real difference from movie theather to iPhone is the sound. However if you get a top class active cancelation earbuds, even that can e emulated.

The last issue, revolves around lightning as mentioned in the previous post, but hey, even movie theathers cannot project films outdoors, during the day.

Does he even have a iPhone ??

Yep.

Hopefully David Lynch won't film his next film on a fucking phone. (and hopefully it will be a conclusion to Twin Peaks)

But, he's right. Go experience films in a proper theatre devoid of interruptions and on the big screen. (Note that home cinema is close but still not the same).

That said, convenience would say that catching a simple film/tv show/cartoon on your phone may be a good distraction while on public transport.

Suppose it would be good to have 20/20 vision , perfect pitch , and a clear head to . Everybody has there ideals I've watched movies on worse than an iPhone and had a blast . Personally I lose big time if I can't Pause and replay . I say the iPhones doable . That was cool though ! I have to see more of his stuff . It's kind of creepy , but I like it when someone knocks me off my bike !

Some times watching...

Some times watching a movie on a small screens is more intimate. Especially dialogue driven Dramas. You feel close to the , and you have a better sound system with the head phones.

hah

who is david lynch? he appears to be old.

well said!

well said Mr. Lynch! the iphone is a nice toy, for small and for adult children, it is a phone for people who dont have to work with it. any cheap 150€ nokia does much more then the iphone.

Watching movies on the go.

Unless there's a problem with YouTube I don't hear David Lynch actually comment on the iPhone, just watching movies on cellphones in general. I agree that it's usually difficult to watch a movie on for example Motorola V9 (Razr 2) compared to watching the same movie on the iPhone which has a larger display. I've used the iPhone to watch movies several times on trips. For example while on a plane I already had seen the movie that they were showing passengers so I plugged in my headphones and watched a movie I stored on the iPhone. Then there was the recent trip through the Rocky Mountains from Vancouver to Calgary where there's a long stretch of highway with no radio reception (remarkably my Rogers cellular coverage does work). Anyway my passenger was bored so I passed her the iPhone to watch movies which made that stretch of the highway more enjoyable. So while I don't see the iPhone replacing the large screen theater experience I do see the iPhone as a useful device in our everyday lives.

Are you nuts?

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Originally Posted by *StefanR View Post
well said Mr. Lynch! the iphone is a nice toy, for small and for adult children, it is a phone for people who dont have to work with it. any cheap 150€ nokia does much more then the iphone.
A $150 nokia does much more than the iphone? What rock do you live under? You obviously have never compared the iphone to the other smart phones on the market.

What you see is not necessarily what you get

It would be interesting to see what the context was in reference to watching movies on telephones or small scale gadgetry in general. A question on the takeup of movie watching due to the prevalence of gadgets is very different from a question on movie piracy but either one could have engendered his answer, as could many more. Does anyone know what the context was? As usual the media will take the comments that are most amenable to sensationalism, and as commented on previously he did not specifically mention the iPhone which illustrates exactly the point I am making about the media.

Eraserhead

I remember watching Eraserhead in my room, with the instructions at the beginning about turning up the contrast etc, assuring I have true black etc.

As a filmmaker, I would like everyone to not eat meat for 3 days prior to watching my work, as well as abstaining from watching anyone elses work and masturbating. It would be best if you could keep yourself in a sensory deprivation chamber for at least the previous 24 hours and then, sit down and transcendentally meditate on my work for at least the following two days, with as little exposure to bright light or heat as possible.

People are going to watch on what they want to watch. Not everyone will hear your music or your movies in exactly the way that you want them to, but hey, not everyone wants to watch your work at all.

God, if there was one thing I could take back it would be watching that fucking Eraserhead.

he is stupid to compare iPhone with big screen. these two are in different categories.

it is like compare jetplace with cars for speed.

with iPhone, you can watch movies wherever you want, on buses, trainers, airplanes where normally people can not experience. maybe david has his own private jet which has a big movie screen.

i often watch movies when im taking a dump. maybe David has huge bathroom with a big screen

If Lynch hadn't wasted 2 hours of my life with the dreadful "Inland Empire" (I know it's 3 hours long; I don't plan on watching the end) then perhaps I'd listen to him.

As it is, he can get rammed.

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God, if there was one thing I could take back it would be watching that fucking Eraserhead.
That's the one thing in your life you'd take back? either you're so close to god you glow, or you're reviewing your life on an... wait for it...

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If Lynch hadn't wasted 2 hours of my life with the dreadful "Inland Empire" (I know it's 3 hours long; I don't plan on watching the end) then perhaps I'd listen to him.

As it is, he can get rammed.
you wasted your own time - especially by not seeing the last hour, although i appreciate you made a decision to abandon an investment of your time that wasn't yielding the return you'd hoped for. personally, i've seen it more than three times, and aside from dune, i'd happily watch any of his films again.

i certainly understand the connection between your opening statement and your closing: you're rude, and you blame others for your own bad choices. if i was like you, you know what i'd tell you to do to yourself... but i'm not, so i won't.

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Originally Posted by LandShark View Post
he is stupid to compare iPhone with big screen. these two are in different categories.

it is like compare jetplace with cars for speed.

with iPhone, you can watch movies wherever you want, on buses, trainers, airplanes where normally people can not experience. maybe david has his own private jet which has a big movie screen.

i often watch movies when im taking a dump. maybe David has huge bathroom with a big screen
wow. you're so close to an epiphany i could scream. HEY, BOZO - i mean LANDSHARK - he knows how and where the thing can be used. if you understood what he was telling you about movies, then this statement would be brought to you by the department of tautology department.

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It would be interesting to see what the context was in reference to watching movies on telephones or small scale gadgetry in general. A question on the takeup of movie watching due to the prevalence of gadgets is very different from a question on movie piracy but either one could have engendered his answer, as could many more. Does anyone know what the context was? As usual the media will take the comments that are most amenable to sensationalism, and as commented on previously he did not specifically mention the iPhone which illustrates exactly the point I am making about the media.
if you were more familiar with Lynch and his work, you wouldn't need to ask this.

Just for the sake of stirring things up, how's this for an analogy: Most of us understand marriage to be the formal union, often before god as well as state, between a heterosexual man and woman; furthermore, it is presumed to be the foundation of family, a socially necessary precursor to offspring. Thus, in many profound ways Gay Marriage is not the same. I am not opposed to gays, nor their right to a formal civil union; however, it is wrong to call it marriage. Those of us who are married, who have created through be-ing together, will never accept that gay marriage is the same.

so: you can watch movies all sorts of ways, taking advantage of (or being taken advantage of by) myriad technologies and circumstances. those of us who love movies, who love and appreciate the entire moviegoing experience - like David Lynch, like Martin Scorsese, like myself, like most of the people i know and work with in the film industry, and many of our friends and acquaintances - we agree with david's comments.

As an aside - there are many movies that are not worth the time and expense of the full moviegoing experience. I make choices all the time about which films i'll invest the time & money in seeing au cinema, which i'll watch on the home theatre, which i'll watch on my computer and which i'll just skip. and there is some value in being able to pause and/or rewind and review in slo-mo or frame by frame; however, like the bonus features and added scenes, these are separate from the pure moviegoing experience in which the audience commits to paying full attention to the film as the filmmaker(s) intend it to be seen. it's not necessarily or always for everyone, and that's okay; but don't disdain the purist for making the distinction - that's ignorance.